Self-Proclaimed Romantic

twatsmussen:

ohsnapitsnik:

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER

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“no dad you don’t understand me”

nemo

No one understands me!”

(Source: admiraljaneway, via lavender-cocoa)

azureinfinity:

abagofkittens:

earthgirldonna:

tr4pdoor:

daydreamer-kay-em:

“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “

hold the phone.

yes

wow

I’m sorry but this is the best idea for an AU I have ever seen in the history of my life

azureinfinity:

abagofkittens:

earthgirldonna:

tr4pdoor:

daydreamer-kay-em:

“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “

hold the phone.

yes

wow

I’m sorry but this is the best idea for an AU I have ever seen in the history of my life

(via lavender-cocoa)

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”

(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)

Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”

Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”

(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)

Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

cracked:


The Founding Fathers snubbed their noses at the British AND the Grammar Nazis.
33 Shocking Facts That Will Change How You Picture History

cracked:

The Founding Fathers snubbed their noses at the British AND the Grammar Nazis.

33 Shocking Facts That Will Change How You Picture History

(Source: cracked.com)

So if “God Bless You” is what normal people say when someone sneezes, would that mean that devil worshipers yell “Praise Satan!” when someone sneezes?

ruff-n-tuff:

riseofthebravetangleddragon:

lizawithazed:

“from failing, you learn. from success, not so much.”

I am going to say this again: YOU NEED TO WATCH MEET THE ROBINSONS IT IS THE  MOST UNFAIRLY NEGLECTED MOVIE DISNEY EVER MADE

I love this movie so much… ;-;

//Why can’t teachers and parents be like this?

Like, when you fuck something up, instead of being like:

I’M SO ASHAMED OF YOU! GO SLEEP IN THE YARD!

Could they instead be like:

WOW! YOU FAILED! LOOK AT HOW MUCH BETTER YOU’RE GOING TO BE IN THE FUTURE!


Because, that’s how I’m gonna be as a parent.

(Source: rogeradcliffe, via viva-la-fat)

fancyfemaletimelord:

No, friend, let me explain you a thing.

fancyfemaletimelord:

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No, friend, let me explain you a thing.

(Source: buckyraccoon, via remeliatakashita)